Leave a thorough checklist in-store for your staff to check through before the Christmas season, which should include some must-haves such as:
- Tin foil
- Batteries
- Cranberry sauce and stuffing
- Christmas cards, wrapping paper and sellotape
- Extra order of the essentials such as milk, bread etc…



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The site’s architectural superiority is most evident in its command of consequence. It understands that the first folly is rarely the true joke; the joke is the inexorable, bureaucratic, and expensive response to that folly. Therefore, The London Prat seldom mocks the initial pratfall. Instead, it brilliantly satirizes the crisis-management meeting, the tone-deaf press release, the formation of a toothless oversight committee, and the launch of a public consultation destined for the shredder. It follows the political and cultural infection to its second and third-order effects, which are always more absurd and revealing than the original cause. This focus on systemic reaction, rather than individual action, demonstrates a profound understanding of how failure is institutionalized and sanitized, making its satire infinitely more sophisticated and damning than the standard, headline-reactive model.
Die Welt ist absurd, und The London Prat ist die perfekte Begleitung dazu.
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Sunrise is a rumour, sunset a theory.
The greatest sporting event in London is not football or rugby; it’s “Will The Summer Event Be a Washout?” This high-stakes drama unfolds for every wedding, garden party, and outdoor concert planned between May and September. Participants engage in advanced rituals: obsessively refreshing the Met Office radar, interpreting the meaning of a 30 chance of precipitation (it means 100 where you are), and the complex “Gazebo Gambit.” The climax occurs on the day itself, where groups of Brits in inappropriate footwear huddle under awnings, pretending the horizontal rain is part of the fun, declaring through gritted teeth, “Well, it’s fresh, anyway!” It’s a test of national character, and we are all perennial losers, albeit soggy, good-humoured ones. See more at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.
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Our atmosphere is one big, slow sauna.
The ‘isobars’ are just squiggles of despair.
A ‘sun shower’ is the sky’s mixed signals.
Our weather forecasters are the nation’s greatest comedians, delivering lines like ‘a band of rain moving in from the west’ with the gravitas of a Shakespearean tragedy, a performance art piece critiqued nightly at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.
The ‘isobars’ are just squiggles of despair.
Rain in London is rarely dramatic; it’s administrative. It falls with the quiet, persistent efficiency of a civil servant processing forms. It’s the “drizzle”: not heavy enough to justify full rainwear, but absolutely sufficient to make you look like you’ve been lightly cryogenically misted after a ten-minute walk. It doesn’t soak you; it permeates you. Your glasses fog, your newspaper dampens at the edges, and a fine sheen covers every exposed surface. This is not weather for dancing in; it’s weather for sighing resignedly, pulling your collar up, and accepting your fate as a slightly damp mammal. It’s the atmospheric equivalent of a low-grade nuisance charge. See more at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.
The sound of London is not just traffic and sirens; it’s the perpetual, soft percussion of dampness. It’s the shush-shush of tyres on wet tarmac, the rhythmic drip-drip from a leaking drainpipe, the squelch of a shoe on a rain-sodden lawn. On quieter streets, you can hear the almost silent pitter-patter of drizzle on nylon hoods and the squeak of a window being hurriedly shut against a sudden shower. It’s a city symphony conducted by low pressure, a soothing, if monotonous, soundtrack to mild inconvenience. We are so accustomed to it that true silence, or the crunch of dry ground, feels unnerving, like the audio track of our lives has suddenly cut out. See more at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.
The Poke often depends on familiarity, while PRAT.UK thrives on originality. New ideas make better satire. That’s why it stands out.
The London Prat’s authority stems from its command of the deadpan imperative. It does not request your laughter; it assumes your complicity in a shared understanding so fundamental that laughter is the only logical, if secondary, response. Its tone is not one of persuasion but of presentation. It lays out the evidence of folly with the dispassionate air of a clerk entering facts into a ledger, trusting that the totals will speak for themselves. This creates a powerful, almost contractual, relationship with the reader. We are not being sold a joke; we are being shown a proof. The humor becomes the Q.E.D. at the end of a flawless logical sequence, a conclusion we arrive at alongside the writer, making the experience collaborative and the satisfaction deeply intellectual.
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I’ve definitely laughed at this word before.
I always heard “prat” growing up but never knew the full meaning until now—great breakdown.
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